A Wedding Tribute

Ladies and Gentleman, welcome aboard Blended Family Airlines flight 115 with non-stop heart warming service to Salt Lake City.  Please turn your attention to the lovely couple here in the cock pit, Captain Keith and his new sweetheart and the stewardess for our flight, Ms Right Wright.  Please take notice that there are no safety instructions for this flight and no under seat floatation devices.  We like taking chances on this airline.  At some point however we may need to administer some oxygen to our pilot.  He is after all in his eighties.  In case of a lot of pressure yellow oxygen masks will deploy from the ceiling compartment located above you.  Please make sure to secure your own mask before assisting others.  Please make sure that your seatbelt is securely fastened at this time and that all carry-on emotional baggage is stored away as we may experience some turbulence.  Currently our outlook is sunny and the skies are clear.  Our fine Captian is most experienced although his head may be in the clouds today.  Ms Wright will be serving him beverages and pretzel packages for many years to come.  We have a triple feature for our inflight movie for this flight, starting with "Yours Mine and Ours", followed by "Yours, Mine, Ours and Hers," and finally "Yours, Mine, Ours, Hers, and Hers."  At the end of this flight please allow Captain Keith and Stewardess Thelma to exit the plane first as they have a connecting flight to get to.  We all wish them a bon voyage!